College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition. —
do u ever look at your favorite character and just
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT
My life is such a mess I don’t even tag my tumblr posts anymore.
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?