my anaconda don’t want none if you aren’t zayn hun
*feels some kind of way*
5th Harmony is so dumb. How did I allow myself to be caught in the clutches of another girl group?
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
lauren forgetting she’s not actually in an episode of the office.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
my life goal is to pull a zayn malik where i randomly disappear only to resurface hotter than ever before and ruin the lives of everyone ever
lauren + being 1000% done with her own songs