Went to the dentist, he took out my wisdom teeth. I took them back, now he calls me a wisdom thief. -
“Chronic remorse, as all the moralists are agreed, is a most undesirable sentiment. If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time. On no account brood over your wrongdoing. Rolling in the muck is not the best way of getting clean.”. - Aldous Huxley, "Brave New World"
You’re rooming with Bridget here, who’s the messier roommate? (x)